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Dutton and Co - Accountancy firm specialising in self-assessment and all forms of tax and book-keeping for the business community.
Midhurst Net - On-line directory and information for visitors and residents.
Midhurst Chamber of Commerce - The official web site.
Nutrition & Health Co - Provide health checks through hair mineral analysis and premium rate telephone line.
DoRiS Travel Centre - Bus service operating in and around the Midhurst area.
Country Style Wedding Cars - Offers a range of wedding cars including vintage and classic Rolls Royce and Bentley. Profile, services, FAQ, news and illustrated portfolio of vehicles.
English Woodlands Timber Ltd - English hardwood and forestry management. Gives information about its product range and services and includes an account application form.
Plastics Software Ltd - Provides management software for the plastics moulding industry. Profile, product descriptions, news and an enquiry form.
Crescent Enterprises Ltd - Offers a hand held massager. Describes the product with testimonials, FAQ and printable order form. Also offers computer virus protection.
The Angel Hotel - 16th century coaching inn hotel and restaurant. Describes its facilities with information about fuctions, local event calendar, tariff, location map and employment opportunities.
Aylings Garden Centre - Specialists in clematis and ornamental trees, with information on their ride-on mowers and garden furniture stock. Also a coffee shop. Contact details and map.
The Posy Bowl - Flower shop. Profile, delivery area and special offers.
Knockhundred Shuttles - North West clog morris side. Describes the side and includes information about its dances and programme.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards. -- Benjamin Franklin How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring. -- Alphonse Karr While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca (3BC - 65AD) "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Midhurst "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. -- Richard Braunstein The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. -- Lynn Midhurst A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. -- Nanette Newman, British actress Men have become the tools of their tools. -- Henry David Thoreau "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our world know the blessings of peace. -- William Gladstone When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do not allow Midhurst We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H. L. Mencken A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. -- Marvin Kitman then the world 's mine oyster -- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Midhurst I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. -- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture. -- Allen Ginsberg "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. -- George Bernard Shaw Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. -- Oscar Wilde Midhurst "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. -- George bernard Shaw Midhurst All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others. -- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. - Buckminster The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society. -- C. Stacey Woods "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. -- Benjamin Disraeli Midhurst "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation. -- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) What's new? Most of my wife. Midhurst I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. -- Sam Kinison "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. -- John Weitz, American Designer "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Midhurst A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal. -- George H. Mead They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own. -- Antonio Porchi Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool. -- Kelvin Throop I Midhurst Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust. -- Grover Cleveland Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire. -- Gen. George The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate men. -- Henry B. Adams "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Midhurst It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I didn' Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball. -- Deborah Tan "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Midhurst I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. -- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues He would make a lovely corpse. - Charles Dickens Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning. -- Benjamin Disraeli Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world. -- George Bernard Shaw I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on. -- Oscar Levant Midhurst I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including: * Both of your socks should always be the same color * Or they should at least both be fairly dark -- Dave Barry I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. -- Gandhi Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Midhurst A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer. -- Dean Acheson May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Conceit causes more conversation than wit. -- LaRouchefoucauld Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. -- Billy Sunday Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another. -- H. L. Mencken Midhurst Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30." -- Anonymous Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it. -- George Bernard Shaw The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones. -- W. Somerset Maugham Midhurst I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not. -- Robert G. Ingersoll "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing you've witnessed the second coming. -- Guy Kawasaki The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning it. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Midhurst He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own. -- Aesop My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg Midhurst If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. -- Thomas Szasz War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel. -- Niccolo Machiavelli It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a few grains of corn now and then." -- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau ( Midhurst It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult. -- Seneca "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. -- H. L. Mencken Midhurst Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. -- Joan Crawford Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the neighborhood. -- Maya Angelou Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. -- Hyman Rickover Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway. -- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Midhurst I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. -- Rita Rudner No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Midhurst
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