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I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Golf If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Golf Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
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You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Golf It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Golf
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Golf "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Golf
America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Golf Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Golf
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Golf The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Golf
The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Golf Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Golf
Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Golf "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Golf
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Golf "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Golf
You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Golf Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Golf
We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Golf "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Golf
