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Norton Garden Structures - Bespoke gazebos, arbours, pergolas, summerhouses, bridges, decking, garden structures and garden art.

Selsey Country Club - Describes its facilities including swimming, bowling, tennis and golf with information about chalet sales.

Bunn Leisure - Caravans and Holiday Cottages in a park setting. Profile and information about facilities, entertainment and booking.

Selsey RNLI Lifeboat Station - Information about the boats, history, launches, and forthcoming events.

Puddle Pet Care - Range of pet supplies. Profile, catalogue and shopping cart. Free local delivery in Selsey and the Manhood Peninsula.

Natures Way Foods - Salad and lettuce grower supplying prepared food to the retail and food service sectors. Profile, history, product range, location map and employment opportunities.

Subtle Changes - Wedding hair, beauty and makeover. Profile, services and areas served.

Bywaves - Coastal holiday chalets in Bracklesham Bay. Photos, description, location map and contacts.

Selsey Medical Centre - Includes information, doctors, staff and appointments.

Selsey Cricket Club - Adults and colts. Newsletter, match reports, programme, statistics and information about membership.

The Viking Country & Western Club - Seasonal and located in the Bunn Lesiure caravan park. Describes its activities with calendar, prices and links.

Selsey & District Lions Club - Describes its history, objects and activities with events and list of officers.

Halpins Web Design & Computer Services - Profile, product range and services.

Selsey Methodist Church - Offers worship information and service, times, history, organisations for all ages, location and contact.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. -- Christopher Morley Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. -- F. M. Knowles Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer. -- Charles Caleb Colton Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. -- Lisa Hoffman Selsey "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture. -- Bertrand Russell To keep your marriage brimming With love in the marriage cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it, Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Selsey "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by definition, is unassailable. -- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. -- Beau Brummel There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Selsey The child is the father of the man. -- William Wordsworth A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats. -- Anonymous The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce intelligence. -- Philo Vance Selsey There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never were, and ask why not? -- Robert Francis Kennedy If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? -- Jenny Weber A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee. -- Polish proverb Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire. -- Gen. George I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. -- Anonymous Selsey "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year. -- Bette Davis Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Selsey Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat soiled or torn? I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy. -- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. -- Billy Sunday There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. -- Flannery O'Connor Selsey "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. - definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge. -- John Wesley Selsey "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) History is more or less bunk. -- Henry Ford your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Selsey The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders. -- P. J. O'Rourke If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything. -- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Selsey Guide to understanding a net.addict's day: Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet. Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet. Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho The best defense is a good offense. -- Anonymous "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. -- Wilson Mizner Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde Selsey Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool. -- Kelvin Throop I Love is friendship set on fire. - Jeremy Taylor We can do not great things - only small things with great love. -- Mother Theresa Selsey Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. -- Oscar Wilde "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. -- Mark Twain "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. -- Albert Einstein Selsey If we don't change the direction we are going, We are likely to end up where we are heading. -- Chinese saying In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired. -- Conway's Law "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Selsey I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did. -- Henry James I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them. -- Sydney Smith The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one. -- Ellen Hubbard I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage. -- Will Rogers Selsey When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. -- Steven Wright Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. -- G. K. Chesterton "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Selsey "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them. -- Kin Hubbard "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. -- Red Buttons Selsey I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. -- George Bird Evans Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. -- Henry Ford "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Selsey Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. -- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) This isn't right, this isn't even wrong. - Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. -- Gloria Steinem There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find." -- Robert Flaherty Selsey "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Selsey There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein The greatest homage to truth is to use it. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for. -- Fred Hoyle Selsey I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different. -- Tony Bennett, 1995 Drink to me. -- Pablo Picasso, dying words "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Selsey
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