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"When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Slinfold The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Slinfold
The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Slinfold "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Slinfold
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot Slinfold You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Slinfold
My other wife is beautiful. Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Slinfold .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Slinfold
You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Slinfold To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Slinfold
Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Slinfold Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Slinfold
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Slinfold Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Slinfold
He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Slinfold If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Slinfold
"If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Slinfold We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H Slinfold
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain Slinfold I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Slinfold
"Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Slinfold Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Slinfold
