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Southwater Village - Directory which includes current events, Leisure Centre activities, news, local clubs and organisations and their diaries, history, business directory, and local classified advertisements.
Southwater Watersports Centre - Outdoor pursuit training company. Describes its water based, team building and orienteering courses with location instructions and second hand equipment.
Southwater Youth Project - Provides activities and facilities for young people aged from 9 - 18 years. Describes the organisation with information about the junior and senior clubs, members committee and events with a photo gallery.
International College of Applied Kinesiology - UK - Muscle testing for evaluating bodily dysfunction. Describes available treatments and gives approximate costs.
Channel Travel - Offers cross channel ferry and tunnel ticket and accommodation booking service. Profile, booking form, suggested places of interest and information about hotel vouchers.
Hits on my Site - Offers web site promotion and hosting. Describes its services with prices and submission form.
Godfreys of Horsham - Mazda main dealers offering new and used cars, parts and service. Describes the company and its services with used vehicle stock list.
Maple Marquees - Copsale company offering rental in the Horsham area. Profile, services and available sizes with a testimonial.
Southwater Leisure Centre - Describes its facilities and activities with opening times and information about commercial hire.
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Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Sir Winston Churchill My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Southwater He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. -- J. Heller Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -- Susan Ertz "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. -- Lynda Barry Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies. -- Groucho Marx Southwater I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. -- Fran Lebowitz We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it. -- Woodrow Wyatt "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Southwater With the catching end the pleasures of the chase. -- Abraham Lincoln Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility. -- Dietrich Bonhoeffer There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has come. -- Victor Hugo "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Southwater My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. -- Virginia Woolf Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Southwater I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. - Umberto Eco "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Southwater A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. -- Sidney Goff History is more or less bunk. -- Henry Ford Hell is paved with good samaritans. -- William M. Holden Southwater We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. -- George Jean Nathan A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. -- Helen Rowland "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. -- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Southwater Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. -- Russell Baker "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Southwater To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. Andre Gide It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Southwater Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. -- Winston Churchill 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time. -- inside of a Pepsi cap It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. -- Henry James Southwater Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will. -- James Stephens To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. -- Oscar Wilde I regret that I have but one life to give for my country. -- Nathan Hale Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them. -- Sydney Smith Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. -- Oliver Herford Southwater Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top. -- Ed Abbey Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Southwater A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for? -- Robert Browning Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates... -- Anonymous "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour. -- G. K. Chesterton Southwater It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well. -- Rene Descartes Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it. -- Alvin Toffler Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically! -- Steven Wright Southwater All you need is love. -- The Beatles, song title A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house. -- Moliere Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable. -- Francis Bacon I could prove God statistically. -- George Gallup When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. -- Helen Rowland Southwater The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -- Albert Einstein If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. -- Lewis Grizzard Southwater
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