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Beltons Public Accountants - Offer taxation, self-assessment, returns, VAT, capital gains, planning pensions, national insurance and inheritance.

Steyning Methodist Church - Describes the church and its history with information about services, events and its recent refurbishment, and location maps.

Simply Steyning - Collectable china and pottery from local shop or via mail order. Includes catalogue.

Steyning Grammar School - Describes the school with information about its achievements and location instructions.

County Engineering Southern Ltd - Heat exchangers and valves. Describes the company and its design, installation, repair and maintenance services with information about its quality standards.

Sea Urchin Divers - Scuba dive club and school. Describes the organisation and its courses with information about trips and costs. Includes letters from students and items for sale.

Penfold Gallery - Bed and breakfast. Includes tariff and artwork by one of the owners.

Switch2it - Offers IT, network and website services to small and medium sized businesses in Sussex and Surrey. Profile, services and portfolio.

The Table Tennis Club - Describes this adult group and its sessions with prices.

T-Force Systems - Offers IT systems, PC support and web design to small businesses. Describes the company and its services with price guide.

West Sussex School Of English - Offers courses to adult students from around the world. Profile, facilities, courses and activities with local attractions and application form.

Broadfield Stables - Manufactures and erects stables, field shelters and timber out buildings. Profile, product range and prices with specifications and testimonials.

Total Computer Support - Provides support, maintenance and repairs. Profile, capabilities, services and product range with area covered and email advice line. [Requires Flash]

Nash Manor - Victorian country hotel, with information about room rates, retreats, courses and lectures.

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(Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Steyning You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince. -- American Proverb A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. -- Ogden Nash Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. -- Anthony Burgess Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius. -- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth. -- Peter Ustinov Steyning Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will. -- James Stephens I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail? -- Robert Schuller Steyning Every child is born a genius. -- R. Buckminster Fuller Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you r "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Trust, but verify. -- Ronald Reagan Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? -- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Steyning The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature. -- Samuel Butler Steyning "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) If God does not exist, then everything is permitted. -- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Steyning Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education. -- Wilson Mizner The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'. - unknown Steyning "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live. -- Joan Borysenko "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration. -- D. H. Lawrence Steyning A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. -- James Lowell Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking. -- Martin H. Fischer Steyning Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity. -- Edward H. Land "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. -- Anonymous What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. -- Abraham Lincoln Silence is argument carried out by other means. - ErnestoCheGuevara Steyning Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult. -- Charlotte Whitton Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking. -- H. L. Mencken Steyning In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. -- Adlai Stevenson Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. -- Oscar Wilde Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves. -- Anonymous In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose shoulders we stand. -- Gerald Holton I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am. -- Samuel Johnson Steyning "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest. -- Ghandi Steyning I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have th The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it. -- G. K. Chesterton There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it. -- John Stuart Mill Prejudice is the child of ignorance. -- William Hazlitt Steyning It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. -- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education. -- George Bernard Shaw The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live. -- Joan Borysenko Steyning I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying! -- Woody Allen "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. -- Virginia Woolf Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. -- Unknown author, Levitating T Steyning I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and therefore congenial to it. -- G. K. Chesterton Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Steyning "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways to be, you know that there are... -- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it. -- Josephus Daniels "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. -- Anonymous Steyning True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery. -- Victor Hugo Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. -- Russell Baker All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his. -- Oscar Wilde Steyning
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