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-- George Bernard Shaw "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Travel and Tourism My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
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"A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Travel and Tourism Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Travel and Tourism
Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Travel and Tourism If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Travel and Tourism
I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Travel and Tourism "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
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It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) His ignorance is encyclopedic
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-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Travel and Tourism
No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Travel and Tourism Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Travel and Tourism
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Travel and Tourism That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Travel and Tourism
"When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Travel and Tourism The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Travel and Tourism
People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Travel and Tourism In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Travel and Tourism
I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Travel and Tourism Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Travel and Tourism
Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Travel and Tourism
