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If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. - Jimmy Durante Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -- Oscar Wilde "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Washington The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this bre Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife. -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be. -- Richard Mitchell, from Washington Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. -- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk. -- Fran Lebowitz I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces. -- Mark Twain Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. -- Lewis Grizzard Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger. -- Eleanor Roosevelt Washington That government is best which governs least. -- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. -- Chinese Proverb Washington Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes. -- Brendan Hills Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing you've witnessed the second coming. -- Guy Kawasaki You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. - Sacha Guitry Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love. -- French saying If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan Washington Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way. -- Anonymous "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not as Washington blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Washington "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life. -- Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Washington Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will. -- James Stephens Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it - Henry David Thoreau If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it. -- Schopenhauer You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience. -- Stanislaw J. Lec The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing. -- Sigmund Freud Washington "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan Where there is love there is life. -- Gandhi Washington If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. -- Billy Sunday "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? - Niels Bohr Washington blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Is there life before death? -- Belfast Graffito Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. -- Margaret Mead Washington People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get what they want. -- David Mamet If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder. -- Pope John Paul I "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny. -- Gloria Vanderbilt "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Washington "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's exciting to have a real crisis on your hands. -- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Washington "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian. -- H. L. Mencken It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang. -- Tom Robbins "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it. -- Schopenhauer Washington Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion. -- George Santayana Choose a wife by your ear than your eye. -- Thomas Fuller, 1732 "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Washington Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. I still live. -- Daniel Webster, dying words You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald spot. -- Elayne Boosler Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that remains fa Washington History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. -- Winston Churchill "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth. -- Benjamin Disraeli Washington When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Health food makes me sick. -- Calvin Trillin Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. -- Aesop Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint Exupery Washington A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. -- Ellen DeGeneres He who laughs last thinks slowest. -- Seen on a bumper sticker Washington For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed. -- Clifton Fadiman If you are going through hell, keep going. - Sir Winston Churchill If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. -- ROBERT FROST Washington Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead. -- James Thurber Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. -- Napoleon Bonaparte Washington
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