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Battery Technology Ltd - Consultants whose capabilities include testing and safety advice. Also describes the history of the consumer battery.
Country Seats - Windsor chair maker. Describes how they are made, the woods used, and their history. Includes illustrated price list.
HD Tools - Hand tool supplier. Includes catalogue with on-line ordering, and descriptions of suppliers with links to their web sites.
West Chiltington Golf Club - Pay and play course and driving range. Includes contact information.
Roundabout Hotel - Country Hotel. Includes illustrated description, details of capabilities including weddings and conferences, and room rates.
The Home Cooked Food Company - Caterers providing for lunch, dinner and buffet parties. Describes its services and includes priced menus.
The Cottage Window Maker - Make all styles and periods of cottage windows. Includes techniques, materials, and prices.
GR Sound Solutions - Sound reinforcement and audiovisual sales and rental in London and the Southern counties. Profile, product range and rental terms and conditions.
Alpha Software - Offers real-time, embedded software training and consultancy. Also offers Visual Basic, C and Delphi training. Describes the organisation, its capabilities and its history.
Motori Di Marino - Specialists in imports and restoration of Italian motorcycles, scooters and other vehicles. Offers servicing, spares, accessories and advice.
West Chiltington - Description of the village and its history with a local services directory.
West Chiltington Web - Community pages with news, events and business information. Includes forum and maps.
West Chiltington Parish Council - Members, organisation, meeting calendar, minutes and local information.
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(Dylan Thomas, final words) If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor. -- Eleanor Roosevelt The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. -- Albert Einstein There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran West Chiltington Sir, I would rather be right than be President. -- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. -- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 West Chiltington
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