The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) West Hoathly Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther West Hoathly
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe West Hoathly "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl West Hoathly
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson West Hoathly Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare West Hoathly
In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins West Hoathly A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara West Hoathly
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais West Hoathly I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde West Hoathly
The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams West Hoathly I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 West Hoathly
"Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
West Hoathly Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) West Hoathly
Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) West Hoathly I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf West Hoathly
"Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale West Hoathly All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi West Hoathly
The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker West Hoathly Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein West Hoathly
May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare West Hoathly "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) West Hoathly
