This is Worthing - The largest town in West Sussex with a 'genteel, cultured character'.
Local 2 Worthing - Community Website listing businesses by categories and alphabetically, with a section for children, free classifieds, whats on and games.
Worthing Local - A directory of Worthing web sites and local information.
Worthing Borough Council - Includes community information and a section on conference facilities.
Worthing Portal - Links to news and items of interest to residents. Offers posting of news and a forum.
Goring-by-Sea - Community pages with local information, news, events and links.
"When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Worthing A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Worthing
He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Worthing "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Worthing
Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Worthing Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Worthing
blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Worthing There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Worthing
To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Worthing "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Worthing
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Worthing Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Worthing
Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin Worthing Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Worthing
Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Worthing Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Worthing
There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Worthing Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Worthing
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Worthing The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Worthing
"One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Worthing I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Worthing
