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"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Arts and Entertainment If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Arts and Entertainment
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Arts and Entertainment Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Arts and Entertainment
These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Arts and Entertainment I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Arts and Entertainment
"Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Arts and Entertainment If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Arts and Entertainment
Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
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-- H.L. Mencken Arts and Entertainment The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Arts and Entertainment
"I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Arts and Entertainment Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Arts and Entertainment
If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Arts and Entertainment There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Arts and Entertainment
Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of Arts and Entertainment Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Arts and Entertainment
A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West Arts and Entertainment "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Arts and Entertainment
To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Arts and Entertainment If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Arts and Entertainment
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Arts and Entertainment Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Arts and Entertainment
