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Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Education "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Education
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde Education To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Education
"Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Education Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Education
"You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Education Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Education
Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Education "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Education
"These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Education "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Education
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Education Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Education
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Education Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Education
An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Education The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Education
Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Education Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Education
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Education I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Education
