Worthing Rowing Club - Coastal rowing club catering for all standards, ages and genders. Profile and information about regattas, events and membership with application form and photo gallery.
Worthing Swimming Club - Has history of club, news, calendar, session times, results and pages on club sections. This large club supports competition, lessons, diving, water polo, adult and disability swimming.
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