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Ackworth Computing - Free web-site design services for charities and not-for-profit organisations. Details of services and contact details.

Horbury Financial Services - Online Car Insurance quotes, and details of a range of financial products, and services.

Ackworth Community Church - The Church has always sought to be a place where people can come and experience God's love and life changing power.

Ackworth Village Online - All the information on the Village of Ackworth. Local business directory, forthcoming events, and local news.

Ackworth Heritage Group - The site is dedicated to the work of Ackworth Heritage Group including ongoing projects and forthcoming events.

"The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) The less their ability, the more their conceit. Ahad HaAm I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. -- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment. -- Voltaire blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Ackworth Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. -- George Jean Nathan "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain Ackworth Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. -- Mark Twain A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. -- Friedrich Nietzsche I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. -- Anonymous Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings. -- Anonymous "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Ackworth "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. -- Albert Einstein You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. -- Henry Ford Ackworth I am not young enough to know everything. -- Oscar Wilde Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment. -- Ralph Mars Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. - H. G. Wells An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. -- Margaret Atwood Ackworth Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead. -- James Thurber "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart. -- Marcus Aurelius Ackworth We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. -- Mme de Staël Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence. -- Essie Summers The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -- Albert Einstein At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard the past. -- Maurice Maeterlink Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children. -- Miriam Robbins Ackworth We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen. -- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Cliches should be avoided like the plague. -- Anon. Ackworth Why don't you write books people can read? -- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. -- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat. -- Henry Miller "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Marriage is a rest period between romances. Ackworth "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Ackworth Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30." -- Anonymous If a man does his best, what else is there? - General George S. Patton "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion. - Albert Einstein "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Ackworth Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another hanging on to his coattails. -- H. L. Mencken He that would have the fruit must climb the tree. -- Thomas Fuller, M.D. There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it. -- Anonymous Ackworth "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner. -- Lord Byron Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener. -- Pauline Thomason You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald spot. -- Elayne Boosler Ackworth Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm. -- John F. Kennedy Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. -- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. -- Michael Winner Ackworth I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. -- G. K. Chesterton The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact. -- Thomas Henry Huxley Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose shoulders we stand. -- Gerald Holton Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. -- Karl Wallenda Ackworth Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how many can get through to you. -- Mortimer J. Adler Ackworth Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl. -- Mike Adams I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. -- English Professor, Ohio University "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass. -- Jane Bryant Quinn If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing. -- Kingsley Amis Ackworth Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. -- Fredrich Halm Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ign Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things! -- Tom Lehrer Ackworth Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman. -- Herbert Spencer The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. -- Richard Braunstein Few things are harder to put up with than a good example. - Mark Twain The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. -- Abraham Lincoln There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing worth killing for. -- Tom Robbins Ackworth Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing. -- Bernard Baruch "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Old soldiers never die, they just fade away. -- General Douglas MacArthur Ackworth MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. -- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul. -- Jean Cocteau Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. -- David Letterman Ackworth The first duty of love is to listen. -- Paul Tillich The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. -- Winston Churchill He would make a lovely corpse. - Charles Dickens Ackworth
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