All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
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Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Clubs and Venues The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
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-- G. K. Chesterton Clubs and Venues
Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
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-- Jenny Weber Clubs and Venues Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
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It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
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-- Damon Runyan We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Clubs and Venues Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Clubs and Venues We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Clubs and Venues
"As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Clubs and Venues The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
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-- G. K. Chesterton "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Clubs and Venues
A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
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-- Di Peatlins Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
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-- Oscar Wilde Clubs and Venues Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Clubs and Venues
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Clubs and Venues My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
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-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Clubs and Venues
If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
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-- Woody Allen Clubs and Venues A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
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-- George Santayana Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Clubs and Venues
You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Clubs and Venues The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Clubs and Venues
He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Clubs and Venues Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Clubs and Venues
