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-- Albert Einstein I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
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History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
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Marriage is a rest period between romances. May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
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"If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
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Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
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-- John Adams "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
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