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A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Education In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Education
2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Education Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Education
We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi Education "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Education
Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Education Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Education
Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Education A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Education
This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Education "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Education
"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Education And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Education
I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Education "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Education
To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Education We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Education
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Education The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Education
It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Education "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Education
