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-- Susan Ertz Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
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-- Virginia Woolf Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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-- Adlai Stevenson Employment The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
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Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
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-- Joan Thompson To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
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Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
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Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
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-- Anonymous Employment Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Employment
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
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-- Socrates "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Employment I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
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I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
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- Frank Lloyd Wright I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
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-- P. J Employment "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
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-- G. K. Chesterton Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
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-- Judith Viorst Employment
"How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
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-- Oscar Wilde Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Employment
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
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-- Martin Luther "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
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-- Michel de Montaigne "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Employment
Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Now comes the mystery.
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-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight The less their ability, the more their conceit.
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"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
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nerves Employment UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
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-- Hunter S. Thompson Employment