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Marriage is a rest period between romances. A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl Motoring To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Motoring
Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Motoring To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Motoring
A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Motoring The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Motoring
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Motoring If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco Motoring
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Motoring "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Motoring
When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Motoring "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Motoring
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Motoring "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Motoring
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Motoring Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Motoring
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Motoring If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Motoring
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Motoring The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Motoring
I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Motoring Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Motoring
