Wibsey Middle School - Includes information about the school, its sports teams, some recipes, photographs and an artwork gallery.
Holybrook Primary School - Contact details for school, with pictures and reporting on the nursery section. Links to educational sites, and websites for kids.
Miriam Lord Community Primary School - Information about the school, and Miriam Lord; prospectus, school news, display of children's work, and events calendar.
Heaton St Barnabas' CE Primary School - Introduction to the school, with information for parents on the curriculum and policies, an events diary, and information on classroom projects.
Hill Top CE Primary School and Nursery - A Bradford primary school offers information about its currculum, facilities and news. Includes a school calendar and OFSTED report.
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-- Joseph Addison I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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-- Yiddish Proverb A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Early to rise and early to bed.
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-- Henry Ford Primary Schools
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
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"Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Primary Schools Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
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