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I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder May you never leave your marriage alive. A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Government "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Government
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage Government We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Government
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Government It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Government
Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Government The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Government
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Government I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Government
He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Government "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Government
I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Government This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Government
The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Government Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Government
"I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Government The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Government
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Government People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Government
The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Government "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Government
