Bradford Health Authority - General information, and information for patients and staff. Links to many health related sites.
Heartbeat Fitness Centre - Offers computer fitness screenings, personalised programmes, a mixed gym and a separate ladies only gym. Membership and contact details.
Park House Private General Practitioners - Includes occupational health, image modification - botox/collagen/weight management, minor surgery and general health.
Laisterdyke Clinic - General practice. Includes surgery times and contact information.
Ashwell Medical Centre - Information about the Manningham surgery, the doctors and staff, surgery times and contact details.
Bradford City Primary Care Trust - Health information for the general public. Details of GP's in the area, newsletters and regular updates.
I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Health As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Health
Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Health Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Health
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Health Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
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It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Health Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Health
I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Health Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Health
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Health "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Health
When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Health "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Health
The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Health The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Health
You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Health "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Health
Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Health You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Health
The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Health "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Health
