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An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Travel and Tourism We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Travel and Tourism For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
"He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Travel and Tourism There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Travel and Tourism A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Travel and Tourism
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Travel and Tourism
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Travel and Tourism "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Travel and Tourism
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully Travel and Tourism We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Travel and Tourism
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Travel and Tourism
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Travel and Tourism For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Travel and Tourism
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Travel and Tourism "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Travel and Tourism
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Travel and Tourism Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Travel and Tourism
