Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Computers and Internet Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Computers and Internet
"The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
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-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Computers and Internet Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Computers and Internet Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
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Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Computers and Internet Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Computers and Internet
The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Computers and Internet This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Computers and Internet
History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Computers and Internet A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Computers and Internet
Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
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-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Computers and Internet
A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Computers and Internet "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Computers and Internet
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Computers and Internet Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
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-- Dinah Shore America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Computers and Internet
"God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Computers and Internet The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Computers and Internet
Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Computers and Internet "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Computers and Internet
