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blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Motoring There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Motoring
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Motoring Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Motoring
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Motoring Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Motoring
It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Motoring "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Motoring
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Motoring "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Motoring
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Motoring "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Motoring
"The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Motoring Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Motoring
Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Motoring "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Motoring
Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Motoring We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Motoring
He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Motoring Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Motoring
The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Motoring "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Motoring
