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Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Property I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Property
Man and wife make one fool. Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Property Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Property
You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Property Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. Property
"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Property A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Property
There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Property "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Property
"Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Property Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Property
"I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Property Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Property
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Property If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Property
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Property For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Property
Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Property A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Property
The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea Property In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Property
