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BUPA Hospital, Elland - Information about the hospital, specialisms, facilities and services. Contact details, and links to main BUPA site.
Calder Veterinary Hospital - Information about the hospital and its services, along with location of other surgeries. Downloadable newsletter, and information on keeping and caring for pets
Calderdale and Kirklees Health Authority - Details of services offered - family doctors, pharmacies, dentists, opticians, hospitals, nursing homes and emergency services. Information on the different NHS trusts and groups.
Halifax Hospitals - Pharmacy Department - Information about services offered, staffing and recruitment, with contact details.
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It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. -- Robert Frost "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen. -- Albert Einstein Music is the art of thinking with sounds. -- Jules Combarieu Health Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim. -- George Santayana I have read your book and much like it. -- Moses Hadas, book reviewer The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Health I hate work. That's why I got married. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. 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Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Health Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network. -- Guy Almes When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't natural. -- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Health A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness. -- Elsa Schiapirelli There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half. Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Health Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women? -- Virginia Woolf It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was someone else. -- Rogers It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates the Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. -- Oscar Wilde All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others. -- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Health When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do not allow "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius. -- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Health All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. -- Charlie Chaplin Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -- Albert Einstein It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I don't know and Health I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did. -- Henry James Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. -- G. K. Chesterton blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) Health He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose -- Jim Elliott Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. -- H. L. Mencken Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide. -- Chris Hubbock, who sh The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. -- Jean Kerr Health "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted. -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third Wo God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her. -- Benjamin Tillett Health "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age. -- Jeanne Moreau Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. -- Jules Renard "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. -- Christopher Morley Work is a four-letter word. -- The Smiths (Morrissey) "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Health We never live; we are always in the expectation of living. -- Voltaire It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned. -- Leslie Jeanne Sahler "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) All virtue is summed up in dealing justly. -- Aristotle Health Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult. -- Charlotte Whitton Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter. -- Cecilia Egan The time is always right to do what is right. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Health
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