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Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
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-- Anon Recreation and Sports Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
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-- Fran Lebowitz Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Recreation and Sports
Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Recreation and Sports "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
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- Robert Orben "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Recreation and Sports
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Recreation and Sports
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin Recreation and Sports Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Recreation and Sports
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton Recreation and Sports I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Recreation and Sports
If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Recreation and Sports There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
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Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Recreation and Sports If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Recreation and Sports
"The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Recreation and Sports Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Recreation and Sports
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-- Aldous Huxley Spinster: A bachelor's wife. When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Recreation and Sports I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Recreation and Sports
The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Recreation and Sports "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Recreation and Sports
There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Recreation and Sports Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Recreation and Sports
