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-- Conway's Law Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Disability Resources Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
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-- Oscar Wilde I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
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-- Albert Einstein All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
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-- Buck Henry He who laughs last didn't get it.
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-- Carl Gustav Jung Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
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This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
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-- Anonymous What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
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-- Kate Halverson Disability Resources The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison I still live.
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-- Virginia Woolf A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Disability Resources
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-- Arthur C. Clarke Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
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-- W. Somerset Maugham The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Disability Resources
That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
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-- Aldous Huxley Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
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-- Oscar Wilde Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
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-- James Matthew Barrie Disability Resources
The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
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-- Thornton Wilder "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
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-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Disability Resources
A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
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-- G. K. Chesterton Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
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-- Robert Benchley Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Disability Resources
Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
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-- Helen Roland Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
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-- John Adams Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
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-- Alfred Hitchcock Disability Resources
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
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- Bill Hirst Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
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"Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
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-- Rodney Dangerfield A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
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Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Disability Resources
