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Skelmanthorpe Band - One of the oldest bands in the country, practising under Emley Moor transmitter. Information on the band, history, achievements, recordings, members, and their news. Contact details for bookings.
Birdsedge - Brief introduction to the village, live music and the annual village festival. Links to Artisan, local resident folk trio.
Holy Trinity Church of England - Contact details, and service times. Links to Kirkburton Deanery and Wakefield Diocese.
Denby Dale and District Amateur Radio Society - Information on membership and meetings, with news of events and members' chat line.
Denby Dale Travellers AC - Information about the club, with events listing and news.
Osteopathy in Action - Offers osteopathy services in Huddersfield, Glossop and Barnsley areas. Information about treatments, pricing, and contact details.
Denby Dale Village Website - All about the village including history, things to do, clubs, societies and sports. Useful information about what is happening in the local area.
Denby Dale Cricket Club - Club information, teams, and reports.
Denby Dale Parish Walking Group - Diary of walks and events, members' photo gallery and message board.
Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. -- Thornton Wilder An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." 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People only see what they are prepared to see. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. -- Gore Vidal Denby Dale He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss." -- Anonymous "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe Denby Dale "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced. -- Helen Rowland Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted to A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -- Edward Abbey Denby Dale True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery. -- Victor Hugo "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. -- Maya Angelou Denby Dale "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. -- Oscar Wilde "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be. -- Richard Mitchell, from I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -- Walt Disney Denby Dale Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. -- Steve Bluestone "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street. -- Virginia Woolf Denby Dale Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football. -- Fran Lebowitz If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. -- Scott Adams Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. -- Josh Billings I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Denby Dale Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. -- Lily Tomlin Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones. -- Phillip Brooks Denby Dale You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality. -- Hermann Weyl Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. -- Katharine Hepburn If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. -- Anonymous This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force. -- Dorothy Parker Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted. -- Anonymous Denby Dale History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. -- Napoleon Bonaparte "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Every calling is great when greatly pursued. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Denby Dale "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. -- Lewis Grizzard 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. -- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 The gods too are fond of a joke. - Aristotle Imitation is the sincerest form of television. -- Fred Allen Denby Dale >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory! -- General Douglas MacArthur The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste time Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. -- Woody Allen Denby Dale There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. -- Benjamin Disraeli "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. -- Helen Keller Denby Dale "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack. -- Laundry instructions on a shirt Denby Dale I regret that I have but one life to give for my country. -- Nathan Hale "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens. -- Benjamin Disraeli Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? - Niels Bohr Denby Dale The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. -- Lucille S. Harper Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. -- Milton Friedman Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Denby Dale Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. -- Anonymous I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year. -- Bette Davis blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. -- Mme de Staël Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Denby Dale The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly. -- Bhagava Gita I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Denby Dale Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition. -- Walter Prager What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak toys? -- Douglas Coupland Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. - Edward George Bulwer-Lytton The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms. -- Albert Einstein Denby Dale How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. -- Abraham Lincoln "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. -- Winston Churchill Denby Dale
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