Pubngrubnclub.com - A guide to the pubs, clubs and restaurants in and around Dewsbury. Also features the Dewsbury and District Darts and Dominoes League.
Dewsbury Today - The Dewsbury Reporter's internet introduction to Dewsbury. Information, news, directories, and links to fish4 publicity.
GB Projects Ltd - Manufacturers of call centre furniture, and also offer shopfitting services. Site includes portfolio of completed projects.
Thornhill Trojans ARLFC - Describes the club and its facilities with news, fixtures and results.
Thornhill Dental Surgery - Dentists and orthodontists providing a range of dental treatments; information about the practice, treatment plans, and pricing.
"There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Dewsbury "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Dewsbury
What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Dewsbury Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Dewsbury
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Dewsbury For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Dewsbury
It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Dewsbury You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Dewsbury
Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Dewsbury "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Dewsbury
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Dewsbury "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Dewsbury
If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Dewsbury What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Dewsbury
I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Dewsbury "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Dewsbury
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Dewsbury The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Dewsbury
"The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Dewsbury Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
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When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Dewsbury "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Dewsbury
