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In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Education "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Marriage is a rest period between romances. Education
I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Education "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Education
Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Education "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Education
It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
Education Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Education
Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Education Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Education
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Education "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Education
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus Education Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Education
"Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Education I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Education
"The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Education University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Education
"It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Education Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Education
These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Education We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Education
