Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
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-- Jerry Seinfeld Colleges and Universities "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Youth is wasted on the young.
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-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Colleges and Universities
If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
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-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Colleges and Universities "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
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The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
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-- Unknown history student The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Colleges and Universities "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Colleges and Universities
Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
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-- Marianne Williamson Colleges and Universities Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
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-- Thomas Jefferson Colleges and Universities
It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Colleges and Universities It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
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-- Benjamin Franklin Colleges and Universities
"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
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-- Albert Einstein I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman We are the echo of the future.
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enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Colleges and Universities Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
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-- Dave Barry Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
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Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
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-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Colleges and Universities Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
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"Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
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the wisest man can answer.
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The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
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-- Zora Neale Hurston Colleges and Universities Marriage is a rest period between romances. Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Colleges and Universities
Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
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-- Martin Luther How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
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were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
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The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
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possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
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