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"You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Featherstone Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
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When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Featherstone Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
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-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Featherstone With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Featherstone
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner Featherstone Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Featherstone
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Featherstone "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Featherstone
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Featherstone I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Featherstone
Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Featherstone "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Featherstone
We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Featherstone I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Featherstone
Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Featherstone A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Featherstone
Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Featherstone "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Featherstone
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Featherstone "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Featherstone
