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Firstbookshop.com - Includes book tokens online and the UK book gift voucher scheme.
Barleyhill Villa - A private residential home for adults with learning disabilities. The site includes information, photographs, mission statement, aims and contact details.
Lions Club of Garforth & District - Introduction to the organisation, its community service and fundraising, and an events diary.
Garforth Junior Football League - Information about the League, fixtures, results, and news. Resource page for (prospective) referees.
Bridal Couture by Sophie Louise - Couture gowns custom-made to suit your personal requirements. Details of dress-making and other products.
Garforth Jubilee Brass - History of the band, and information about rehearsals for the bands and training groups. Diary and band news.
Paul Harness - Professional offering formal, informal, reportage, Black and white and colour wedding photography.
Saint Benedict's Roman Catholic Church - Mass times, Church news, bulletin board, Fr Donal's page. Photo gallery of Parish Council and Magic page.
G. Gibson and Co - Manufacturers and distributors of handtools; also specialise in one-off hand tools for the stone working trade.
Yorkshire Property Management - Includes insurance for property, tenants and landlords, property management, properties to view and rent and tenant vetting for landlords.
Garforth and Swillington Community Website - Describes local facilities and groups with newsletter and statistics.
Garforth Medical Centre - General practice centre; includes information on clinics, staff and general medical advice.
"The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. -- Stephen Leacock Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -- Oscar Wilde The soul is healed by being with children. -- Fyodor Dostoyevski Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger. -- Eleanor Roosevelt Garforth Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. -- George Bus Garforth The covers of this book are too far apart. -- Ambrose Bierce Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain. -- Lord Byron When women go wrong, men go right after them. -- Mae West Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Garforth Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. -- Mark Twain I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really do melt in your hand... -- Peter Oakley "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Garforth In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists. -- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised. -- Dorothy Parker May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary. -- Thomas Carruthers Garforth Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. -- Tom Robbins It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember. -- Eugene McCarthy In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. -- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Garforth "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee. -- Anne Bradstreet blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way. -- Will Rogers History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. -- Winston Churchill Garforth blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. -- John Kenneth Galbraith Garforth Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. -- Niels Bohr "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Garforth We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H. L. Mencken Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is. -- Diane Ackerman If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth. -- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Garforth Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me. -- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow aint as bad as it seems. -- Billy Joel "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Garforth "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) If God does not exist, then everything is permitted. -- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. -- Dale Carnegie Garforth "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. -- Mark Russell When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. -- Helen Rowland Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of. -- Peter Ustinov A dollar saved is a quarter earned. -- John Ciardi Garforth "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants. -- Arthur Schoperhauer Garforth Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. - Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace. -- Satya Sai Baba Garforth Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart. -- Henry Wadsworth Lo When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms. -- Albert Einstein Garforth "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it. -- Anon. "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on. -- Oscar Levant May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Garforth When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones. -- Peter DeVries The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience. -- Harper Lee "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Garforth Experience teaches only the teachable. -- Aldous Huxley I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used. -- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality. -- Theodor Reik "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Garforth "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. -- Theodore Roosevelt Garforth I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. -- Rodney Dangerfield "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny. -- George Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not even talking about the programs). -- Nicholas Negroponte "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Garforth Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead. -- Saint John Chrysostom More than kisses, letters mingle souls. -- John Donne I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive? -- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Garforth
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