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Guiseley - Community website for this NW Leeds village - history, events diary, news, and directories. Photo gallery and virtual tour of a garden. Archive of past articles.
Guiseley Amateur Operatic Society - Information on the activities of the society, and their productions. Contact and membership details, and on-line forum. Site needs Flash.
Guiseley With Esholt - Information about one parish having four churches, NW of Leeds. Includes information about the churches of the parish, Who's Who, events diary, Services, Sunday School, prayer requests and links to other local churches.
Airedale Symphony Orchestra - Formed in 1898. History, schedule, reviews, and links.
Moor Valley Leisure - Offers new caravans, re-sale caravans, log cabins and a Motel.
Parker's Landscapes - Landscape gardeners. Details of services and contact form.
Farnell Rover - Rover/MG Dealer based in Guiseley, for new and used cars, repairs and servicing.
Guiseley in Bloom - Provides information on efforts to enhance the environment in Guiseley. News on projects, issues and meetings of the group, with contact details.
Flowers by Karen - Chelsea medal winners and diploma florists, offer online ordering, local delivery, and Interflora service.
AMT - Builders and joiners, offering services from floor coverings, fitted kitchens through to extensions and extensive business services. Member of The Guild of Master Craftsmen.
Aire Valley Catering Limited - Supply and servicing of commercial catering and beverage equipment. Also install kitchens. Contact details.
The Car Import Agency - Specialist in the importation of new vehicles from European dealers for individual and corporate clients. Information on services and contact details.
Premier Cru Fine Wines - Offer a variety of wines to the general public and will supply wholesale to business. Information on tasting sessions.
Skulduggery - Offer corporate entertainment and murder mystery dinners. Includes information on services, and photographs of previous events.
Airedale Mechanical and Electrical Ltd - Project management services, and design, supply, install and maintain mechanical and electrical control systems. Includes a portfolio of completed projects.
G.M.T. Rubber Metal Technic Ltd - Specialists in the manufacture of anti-vibration mountings and rubber to metal bonded products. Includes company profile, product and technical information.
Guiseley Methodist Church - Activities, history, newsletter, services and outreach. Part of the Otley and Aireborough Circuit.
"Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage. -- Jean Anouilh I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking. -- Katherine Cebrian "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Guiseley Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children. -- Miriam Robbins Guiseley In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved. -- Samuel Butler Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street. -- Virginia Woolf Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin. -- Grace Hansen Guiseley Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. -- George Bernard Shaw "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) I am not young enough to know everything. -- Oscar Wilde Guiseley The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. -- Robert Frost "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. -- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau Guiseley "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. -- Lynda Barry This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. -- Will Rogers Guiseley Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. -- John Heywood Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house. -- Jean Ke Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Guiseley The better part of valor is discretion. -- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Victor Borge Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some. -- Alfred Hitchcock Guiseley "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development. -- Russell Baker In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth. These days they more often leave that way. -- David Deckert I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. -- David Bissonette We have only one person to blame, and that's each other. -- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Guiseley The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. -- Paula Poundstone Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner. -- Lord Byron My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. -- Christopher Morley Guiseley When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some don't." -- Ernest Rutherford If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. -- Chekhov Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. -- Judith Viorst In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. -- Albert Einstein Guiseley "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are. -- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. -- H. Jackson Brown Guiseley Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. -- Thomas Szasz Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. -- Mark Twain "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Guiseley I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been. -- Wayne Gretzky Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing. -- Bernard Baruch It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates the Guiseley I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did. -- Anonymous Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. -- Helen Roland Guiseley I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. -- Scott Adams "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Guiseley "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Never practice two vices at once. -- Tallulah Bankhead Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich! -- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. -- George Bernard Shaw I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and members of the Senate. -- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Guiseley ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr. The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool. -- Voltaire Guiseley To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. -- Karen Sunde If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J. Paul Getty More light! -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Conceit causes more conversation than wit. -- LaRouchefoucauld All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. - Ambrose Bierce Guiseley "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why. -- Mignon McLaughlin If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. -- Thomas Szasz Guiseley He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose -- Jim Elliott I regret that I have but one life to give for my country. -- Nathan Hale I have read your book and much like it. -- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. -- Winston Churchill Guiseley "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Sir, I would rather be right than be President. -- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Guiseley
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