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Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Health A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
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-- Jean Anouilh Health
Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Health The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Health
After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
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-- Abraham Lincoln Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Health
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Health Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Health
"If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
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-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Health
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Good friends are good for your health.
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-- Groucho Marx Health I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Health
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
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see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Health
There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
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-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Health
I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Health To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Health
"Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Health "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Health
"Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy When women go wrong, men go right after them.
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-- Elsa Schiapirelli They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Health
