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-- G. K. Chesterton Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
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I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
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-- W. Somerset Maugham Travel and Tourism
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Realism is a corruption of reality.
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-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
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-- Helen Hayes Travel and Tourism The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
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You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
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apparently based I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
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-- Bertrand Russell Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Travel and Tourism It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
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-- Friedrich Nietzsche Travel and Tourism The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
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-- Henry David Thoreau Travel and Tourism
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
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-- Franklin D. Roosevelt "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Travel and Tourism Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
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Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Travel and Tourism With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
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- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Travel and Tourism