Bronte Country - Information for tourists about the facilities in and around Haworth.
Visit Haworth - A visitor guide to the West Yorkshire village of Haworth, by Bradford Metropolitan Council. Includes information for tourists on accommodation, attractions, leisure, and transport.
Welcome to Haworth - Home of the Bronte family, now a thriving centre for tourists. Information on attractions, accommodation and facilities.
Penistone Mews Guest House - Bed and Breakfast in Haworth. Details of services, facilities, and for booking.
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-- Thomas Jefferson Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
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When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
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-- D. H. Lawrence Travel and Tourism Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
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-- Thomas Henry Huxley Travel and Tourism
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-- Robert Graves It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
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-- Kant, Immanuel "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
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-- Tom Robbins Travel and Tourism
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
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-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
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-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
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I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
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- Henry Kissinger Travel and Tourism
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
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- Robert Orben The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
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-- Woody Allen Travel and Tourism Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
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I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
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-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
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-- Clive James Travel and Tourism I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
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Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
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Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Travel and Tourism The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
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-- Unknown history student Travel and Tourism
