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The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing. -- Publilius Syrus Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some. -- Alfred Hitchcock Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it. -- Nick Mirov To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to finish without knowing what you have written. -- Jean Jacques Rousseau Huddersfield "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him. -- Shelley Winters If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? -- Lily Tomlin Huddersfield America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. -- Arnold Toynbee Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past. -- George Orwell Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. -- Albert Einstein My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me! -- Henry Ford Huddersfield The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society. -- C. Stacey Woods "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss." -- Anonymous Huddersfield The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. -- Honore de Balzac The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. -- B. F. Skinner In the blithe days of honeymoon, With Kate's allurements smitten, I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon, And call'd her dearest kitten. But now my kitten's grown a cat, And cross like other wives. "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Huddersfield Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. -- Oscar Wilde "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Huddersfield "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. -- Thomas Dewar Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true. -- Polish proverb "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire. -- William Yeats Huddersfield In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved. -- Samuel Butler Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands. -- Oscar Wilde Huddersfield When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of the workmanship. -- John Renmerde "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. -- Rita Rudner We can do no great things; only small things with great love. -- Mother Teresa Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Huddersfield Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on! -- Rory Bremner Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks Huddersfield The church is the great lost and found department. -- Robert Short I criticize by creation - not by finding fault. - Cicero The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. -- Gloria Leonard Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coachin "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Huddersfield If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much. -- Zora Neale Hurston Huddersfield Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. -- Rodney Dangerfield Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. -- Virginia Woolf Huddersfield Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. -- Unknown author, Levitating T I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity. -- Albert Einstein "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Huddersfield Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. -- Pancho Villa, dying words The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. -- Thomas Jefferson There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it. -- Anonymous Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. -- George Bernard Shaw "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Huddersfield Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. - Jimmy Durante "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Huddersfield Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. -- George Carlin In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. -- Christopher Morley I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. -- Oscar Wilde Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in. -- Benjamin Franklin Huddersfield There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein Huddersfield The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. - Ambrose Bierce The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not "Eureka!", but "That's funny..." -- Isaac Asimov "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Huddersfield "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing. -- Publilius Syrus Huddersfield A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. -- George Benard Shaw "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. -- Katharine Hepburn The mistakes are all waiting to be made. - chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Huddersfield Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. -- Albert Einstein Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night. -- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will. -- James Stephens Huddersfield
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