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"No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Photography The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin Photography
"One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Photography "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Photography
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Photography Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Photography
"Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Photography Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Photography
Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Photography Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Photography
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Photography A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Photography
"The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb Photography The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Photography
A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Photography When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Photography
I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Photography Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Photography
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Photography Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Photography
Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Photography If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Photography
