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-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Experience teaches only the teachable.
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-- Phyllis Diller Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
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-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Computers and Internet
If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
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-- Robert Benchley Computers and Internet Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
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-- William Arthur Ward Computers and Internet
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
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- Bill Hirst "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) If we don't change the direction we are going,
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-- Carl Gustav Jung Computers and Internet The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
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-- Francis Bacon Computers and Internet
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-- Hyman Rickover Computers and Internet Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
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-- Oscar Wilde Computers and Internet
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-- Robert Graves The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
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-- Victor Hugo Computers and Internet
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
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-- G. K. Chesterton Computers and Internet
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
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-- Margaret Thatcher Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
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I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
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-- Molly Ivins We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Computers and Internet Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Computers and Internet
We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
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After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash I could prove God statistically.
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-- Ed Howe Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
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-- Woodrow Wilson Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
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They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
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-- Wernher von Braun Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
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instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Computers and Internet
