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Motoring Links

	Almondbury Garage Ltd - Information regarding BMW cars and motorcycles. Monthly competition and used car lists.
	Delta Rescue and Recovery - 24 hour emergency roadside assistance and recovery service. Enquiry form and all contact numbers availbale on-line.
	J.G.Motors - Saab car dealership, car finder facility available.
	Longley Park Skoda - Skoda car dealership, with used car listing and prices available.
	Richard Alexander - Audi and VW car dealership. Information on vehicle range, location and brochure request.
	Shire Link Ltd. - Lists types of commercial vehicles in the hire fleet and gives contacts.
	Harrats - Local Volvo dealers - details of range of new cars, used vehicles, and after-sales service. Contact details.
	Huddersfield Garages Ltd - Mercedes Benz dealer - information on their sales service, and after-sales support. Contact details.
	Malbrad - Sales, servicing and parts for Saab vehicles.

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again. -- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. -- Steven Wright All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his. -- Oscar Wilde Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room! -- Dr. Strangelove "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Motoring Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser tha "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." 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When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby. -- Nigerian Proverb If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment. -- Voltaire Motoring "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens. -- E. B. White Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation. --Anon. "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was someone else. -- Rogers Motoring Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Sex is God's joke on human beings. -- Bette Davis The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their powers as a State depend. -- Benjamin Disraeli Motoring There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job. -- George Crane "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) A really busy person never knows how much he weighs. -- Ed Howe Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. -- Robert Frost To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. -- Lao Tzu Motoring "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically! -- Steven Wright "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Motoring We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. -- Winston Churchill "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it. -- Shirley MacLaine "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac Motoring Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to- resurrection" coverage. He later a When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do not allow Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric. -- Bertrand Russell Motoring Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. -- Gloria Steinem "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that th Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced. -- James Baldwin If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war. -- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Motoring "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree. -- Oscar Wilde Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Motoring All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping. -- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble. -- Elbert Hubbard Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. -- Shane Leslie He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke. -- Terry Cohen Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. -- Groucho Marx Motoring "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed. -- Hoshang N. Akhtar Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence. -- Essie Summers Motoring "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live. -- H Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. -- George Carlin "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind. -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Motoring "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illumines it. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Motoring Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule. -- Samuel Butler "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) ...the fog is rising. -- Emily Dickinson, dying words Motoring This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. -- Horace Walpole To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour. -- Robert L. Stevenson "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Motoring Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to- resurrection" coverage. He later a There is more to life than increasing its speed. -- Gandhi Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it. -- Josephus Daniels He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job. -- Anonymous Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer. -- Charles Caleb Colton Motoring Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it? -- James Thurber "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. - Jimmy Durante Motoring "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. -- Henny Youngman Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good. -- H.L. Mencken If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue. -- Samuel Butler Motoring "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." 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