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Huddersfield Net - Directories of companies, services and leisure for Huddersfield and the surrounding area.
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Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint Exupery "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity. -- Helen Hayes "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Guides and Directories Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. -- Irwin Corey "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Guides and Directories It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. -- Gore Vidal Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever sea I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have th Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture. -- Aldous Huxley "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Guides and Directories Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow aint as bad as it seems. -- Billy Joel "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) The first duty of love is to listen. -- Paul Tillich Guides and Directories "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now. -- Ha If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it? -- Albert Einstein In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose shoulders we stand. -- Gerald Holton The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. -- Oscar Wilde Guides and Directories An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H. G. Wells Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. - Ambrose Bierce Guides and Directories They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning. -- Billie Holliday Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea. -- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Sex is God's joke on human beings. -- Bette Davis Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. -- Philip K. Dick Guides and Directories If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance. - George Bernard Shaw When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. -- Stephen Leacock Guides and Directories In the end, everything is a gag. - Charlie Chaplin "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved. -- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak toys? -- Douglas Coupland When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Guides and Directories To love another person is to help them love God. -- Søren Kierkegaard If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. -- Aristotle Onassis "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Guides and Directories Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. -- Seen on a bumper sticker I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Art and science have their meeting point in method. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder. -- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Guides and Directories "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals. -- Cynthia Heimel Guides and Directories Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. -- Albert Einstein After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post. -- Philip Streifer, Superintendent The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. -- Oscar Wilde "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Flowers are words which even a baby can understand. -- Arthur C. Coxe Guides and Directories Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on tormenting the generations to come. -- Montesquieu Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. -- Mother Teresa Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house. -- Jean Ke Guides and Directories They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits. -- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the House Bank scandal "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. -- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them. -- Adlai Stevenson Guides and Directories Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin... -- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M. C. Reed Guides and Directories For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth- knowing. - Henry Louis Mencken True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance. -- Henry David Thoreau "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom My other wife is beautiful. Guides and Directories Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. -- Gloria Steinem blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Guides and Directories "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. -- Steven Wright What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail? -- Robert Schuller Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Guides and Directories Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger. -- Eleanor Roosevelt By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. -- ROBERT FROST "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Guides and Directories If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -- Al Bernstein Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. -- Oscar Wilde "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. -- ROBERT FROST "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Guides and Directories "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule. -- Samuel Butler Guides and Directories
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