ukhotelnet - Huddersfield - Directory of hotels and B&B guest houses with direct links to their websites.
The Huddersfield Hotel - The hotel complex is located in Huddersfield town centre, where the high standards of the 21st century combine with welcome and traditional values of days gone by. Contains a restaurant, pub and nightclub.
The Weaver's Shed - English restaurant and bed and breaksfast in the village of Golcar. Includes history, enquiry form, photos and a selection of recipes.
Tyas Cottage - Grade II listed self-catering cottage offered for holiday rentals. Details of pricing and facilities, with a virtual tour and local information.
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Accommodation The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Accommodation
"Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Accommodation If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Accommodation
"College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Accommodation "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Accommodation
Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Accommodation If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Accommodation
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Accommodation I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Accommodation
"Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is a rest period between romances. "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Accommodation "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Accommodation
May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Accommodation "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Accommodation
Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Accommodation We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) Accommodation
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Accommodation A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Accommodation
The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Accommodation Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Accommodation
Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Accommodation Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Accommodation
