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Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Travel and Tourism He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Travel and Tourism
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Travel and Tourism I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Travel and Tourism
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Travel and Tourism
The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Travel and Tourism Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Travel and Tourism
Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Travel and Tourism There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Travel and Tourism
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Travel and Tourism
blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Travel and Tourism "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Travel and Tourism
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Travel and Tourism "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism
The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Travel and Tourism The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Travel and Tourism
When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Travel and Tourism Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Travel and Tourism
Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Travel and Tourism A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Travel and Tourism
