Eastwood Primary School, Keighley - A Bradford LEA school, keen on Apple Macs. Lots of examples of student work. Links to educational sites.
Ingrow Primary School, Keighley - Information on the school, OFSTED report, school news and calendar. Also a history of Ingrow.
Keighley College - Information about courses and other activities at the College.
Oakbank School, Keighley - Comprehensive, for pupils aged 11 to 18. School prospectus, departmental and Sixth Form information, and an on-line school magazine.
Steeton Primary School - Prospectus and OFSTED report for parents, with information, news and pictures of learning and other school activities.
Pelikan School of Motoring - Driving instructors offer driving tuition to learners and refresher courses to mature drivers.
He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
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-- Virginia Woolf Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Education
"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Education Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Education
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Education "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Education
I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Education
Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Education Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Education
"The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Education If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Education
It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Education It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Education
Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Education If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Education
"If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Education Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Education
"Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Education "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Education
The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Education "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Education
