Visit Keighley - Guide to Keighley, mainly shopping, events, maps and public transport.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Travel and Tourism Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
"The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Travel and Tourism Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Travel and Tourism
"Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson Travel and Tourism This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Travel and Tourism There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Travel and Tourism
When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Travel and Tourism Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet Travel and Tourism
The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Travel and Tourism No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Travel and Tourism
Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Travel and Tourism Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Travel and Tourism
Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Travel and Tourism A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Travel and Tourism
"Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Travel and Tourism When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Travel and Tourism
The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown Travel and Tourism In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Travel and Tourism
To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Travel and Tourism Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Travel and Tourism
