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Hilltop Lawnmowers - Online shopping for lawnmowers, tractors, strimmers, and garden power tools. Includes information about their showroom, and advice on lawn maintenace and safety.
Kippax Village - interesting things about the village of Kippax, West Yorkshire.. its people, their characters, and its history.
Kippax Welfare Rugby League Club - Kippax Welfare Amateur Rugby League Club
The Kippax Band - It is the aim of this website to introduce The Kippax Band, taking visitors through the band history, personnel, engagements, and finally merchandise.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards. -- Finley Peter Dunne Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one thing. -- Abraham Lincoln Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an inquest. -- H. L. Mencken "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "It might have been!" -- John Greenleaf Whittier Kippax "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it. -- Anonymous The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some don't." -- Ernest Rutherford Kippax Sir, I would rather be right than be President. -- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. - Jimmy Durante If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands Cliches should be avoided like the plague. -- Anon. Kippax Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. -- George Bernard Shaw If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. -- Lynda Barry Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor. -- Wernher von Braun Kippax "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. -- Abraham Lincoln "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently. -- Chinese Proverb Kippax You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. -- Jonathan Carroll, Outside "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kippax Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. -- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition. -- Robert Briffault Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for themselves. -- F. Emerson Andrews My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character. -- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. - Saint Augustine Kippax "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. -- Abraham Lincoln Kippax Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illumines it. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose shoulders we stand. -- Gerald Holton I worship the quicksand he walks in. - Art Buchwald Such is life. -- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Kippax I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat. -- Rebecca West, Kippax "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year. -- Bette Davis I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. -- Michel de Montaigne "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Kippax "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee. -- Polish proverb The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. - Lucille S. Harper Kippax "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. -- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting married I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. -- Gilda Radner Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart. -- Marcus Aurelius "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Kippax As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he. -- Proverbs 23:7 It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. -- Abraham Lincoln Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can. -- Danny Kaye Kippax The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. -- Hyman Rickover After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post. -- Philip Streifer, Superintendent "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties. -- Arthur Schopenhauer Kippax "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. -- George Bernard Shaw Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. -- George Burns Kippax I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it. -- Virginia Woolf I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking. -- Katherine Cebrian This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. -- Horace Walpole "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. -- Seen on a bumper sticker Kippax I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things: and in that Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. -- Benjamin Franklin Kippax Hell is a half-filled auditorium. -- Robert Frost Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great. -- Anonymous A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as Brutus loved Caesar. -- Bill Moyers When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it. -- Anatole France Kippax We haven't the money, so we've got to think. -- Lord Rutherford Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it. -- Max Frisch "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Kippax The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. -- Eleanor Roosevelt Where there is an unknowable there is a promise. -- Thornton Wilder Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. -- Henry Ford Ambition is not a vice of little people. -- Michel de Montaigne Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true. -- Anon. Kippax I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. -- Anonymous "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Kippax
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